The Kingpin. From this day forward let this seven-letter word be forever tied to the man currently known as “Deron Williams.” Let this moniker be used in celebration of Mr. William’s leadership, limitless talent, and wisdom well beyond his years on this earthly kingdom.
Let the phrase “make way for Kingpin” ring from the roof tops. . .shouted at passing flocks of seagulls. . .and spray painted on It's Electrifying signage!
Let May 7th in the 2007th year of our lord will be known as a celestial moment in the history of
Let this moniker go forth and give light to fanzz who for so long found themselves oppressed by the imposed nicknames of Booz, Horny, and Basketball John.
Our hopes and dreams are tied to you, oh great Kingpin. We do not fear, however. Make way for the Kingpin, for he will not make way for you!
10 comments:
I still like "The Maestro" but "Kingpin" is more street. On the other hand do you really want people associate this image with the guy?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.spidervillain.com/Villains/Kingpin/Kingpin.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.spidervillain.com/Villains/Kingpin/Kingpin.html&h=469&w=330&sz=25&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=_TGYj0phfLBQbM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bkingpin%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3DFBn%26sa%3DN
I think it works on all levels. The Marvel association might inspire him to lose that extra 10 pounds.
Sorry, but I agree not much better than SLICK. Might as well call Boozer the SNOWMAN. Hes from Alaska, has ice in his veins and its a shout out to the Mail Man.
Actually thats not half bad...
http://www.spideydude.com/iceman.jpg
Agreed. Not half bad. . . although "Kingpin throws it to Snowman" doesn't quite work.
I'm down with the Kingpin. I'll start calling him that on my blog, with a nod to the originator. Good stuff here, I'm throwing up a link as well.
Peace.
Great, just don't alert Boner and Booler. Those guys sure know how to drain nicknames of all of their charm and meaning.
good stuff! Love this Blog!! Keep writing
K-man, you're right. Hearing anything come out of Boler's mouth strips it all authenticity.
I'm developing a theory that he was a cylon experiment gone horribly wrong. ..
what does the team call him? Have you been in the stands? who, the fuck, are you, and are these really majical powers?
The team calls him whatever I want them to call him -- remember, I have "majical" powers.
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