Showing posts with label Deron Williams desperately needs a nickname not constructed by Hot Rod. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Make way for "The Kingpin," Deron Williams has arrived

The Kingpin. From this day forward let this seven-letter word be forever tied to the man currently known as “Deron Williams.”

Let this moniker be used in celebration of Mr. William’s leadership, limitless talent, and wisdom well beyond his years on this earthly kingdom.

Let the phrase “make way for Kingpin” ring from the roof tops. . .shouted at passing flocks of seagulls. . .and spray painted on It's Electrifying signage!

Let May 7th in the 2007th year of our lord will be known as a celestial moment in the history of Great Basin basketball.

Let this moniker go forth and give light to fanzz who for so long found themselves oppressed by the imposed nicknames of Booz, Horny, and Basketball John.

Our hopes and dreams are tied to you, oh great Kingpin. We do not fear, however. Make way for the Kingpin, for he will not make way for you!