Saturday, May 5, 2007

Game 7 Predictions

Main Predictions:

#1) Kelly Dwyer informs me Spike Lee calls Fisher "Dexter." Kelly didn't elaborate why Spike Lee knows a flesh-covered robot pretending to be basketball player, but that is neither here nor there, except to say "Dexter" is a good name for a mechanical humanoid. If said robot cons Sloan into putting him on the court more than 25 minutes tonight, the Jazz will lose. Pure and simple.

Same goes for the sleeper agent Harpring.

#2) If the -- Williams, AK, Millsap, Boozer, Okur -- line up appears for long stretches the Jazz will win going away.

#3) Boozer will keep us in the game, but it will be won by one of three players D-Will, Okur, or AK. ...Andrei being the best candidate.

#4) No matter what happens, after this game all doubts about the Chris Paul/Deron debate will disappear completely with Deron emerging worthy of a spectacular nickname I will unveil soon.

1 comment:

YB said...

"#3) Boozer will keep us in the game, but it will be won by one of three players D-Will, Okur, or AK. ...Andrei being the best candidate."

Kudos.